The Resolution Roll is what happens when you promise yourself you’ll “eat lighter” and immediately lie to your own face.
Inside, you’ve got shrimp tempura and cucumber, because balance is a concept we all respect in theory. On the outside, it goes full commitment issues with salmon, avocado, and seaweed salad, then finishes strong with eel sauce, spicy mayo, and tempura flakes, because subtlety was never invited to this meeting.
It’s crunchy, rich, salty, and just spicy enough to keep things interesting. Every bite feels like it’s arguing with the last one about whether this is comfort food or celebration food. The correct answer is yes.
This is not a roll you order quietly. This is a roll you point at on the menu and say, “That one,” with confidence you haven’t earned.
Available at Barolo Grille.
Resolutions optional. Regret unlikely.