Portable Poopers Torched At Bill Burke Park

A fire at Bill Burke Sports Complex on Monday night has been deemed an arson.

According to the Salina Police Department, a witness reported a fire at around 10:30 PM Monday. When fire crews arrived they found two Poly Johns (porta potties/portable restrooms) on fire between baseball fields 7 & 8.

All jokes aside, both were a complete loss estimated to be $2,400.

(Taco Bell Fire Sauce has been ruled out as a possible cause).